February 2012
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Watch
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V-Day
After watching the Vagina Monologues.
Me: When I go home. I'm going to draw a vagina.
T: You should.
Me: Yeah. I will.
T: & you should turn it in to Eat Sleep Draw.
Me: Yeah. I should.
T: I'm not being sarcastic.
Me: Don't worry. I can tell the difference.
They don't know, Tricia. They. Don't. Know.
Medication
enduringepilepsy:
big-e-nasty:
They upped my seizure med’s to 2000mg/twice a day. This kinda blows. If I have another seizure I’ll be taken off the medicine and switched to something else. Anyone had success with a medication other than Keppra which I’m currently taking?
I had experience with Lamictal, and it was effective until my dose was doubled; however, that is not true for everyone. It...
I was told that family would always be there for me. But for the past two years, they’ve only been there for me to put me down.
Best friends to the end. (corny moment)
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My mom & Scary movies.
M: You're going to the movies?
T: Yeah.
M: What are you going to watch?
T: The Woman in Black.
M: Isn't that a scary movie?
T: Yeah, I think it's supposed to be scary.
M: ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT?!
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If you don't like the look of purgatory, turn on...
donnamariev asked: miss you!
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Things overheard in Best Buy
Teen 1: Dude, have you seen Drive yet?
Teen 2: No. Is it any good?
Teen 1: No, it's so boring. It's pointless. Nothing happens.
Teen 2: It looked pretty dumb anyway. I heard it's a lame Fast & Furious ripoff.
Teen 1: Dude, it's so bad. Like the main character does nothing but stare at people the whole time. It's so stupid. He hardly even drives.
Teen 2: That sucks. Oh shit! They made a Tekken movie!
ME (Inside my head): I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.
January 2012
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Disappearing Act
Kp: I told Tricia that I'm going to disappear for two months.
Me: Whatever Kp, you're already disappearing for me.
Me: *covers face Kp's face with my hand.* You see that? I can't see your face already.
Kp: Whatever, when i come back my face is going to sparkle.
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“You see it as I gotta pick her up from the airport. I see it as I get to pick...”
– Kenny in What Love Is
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So this worksheet from my teacher
whatarethesehideouscreatures:
there are these two sections:
“Were there any proposals made by the president that you thought were a good idea & list them”
has a trillion things.
“Were there any proposals that you disagree with?”
(blank)
well then.
Then there’s a tally on how many times his speech was interrupted by applause. I counted 64.
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“Tyranny is no match to liberty.”
– Barack Obama
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State of the Union Live →
“Silence is a girl’s loudest cry. You can always tell when she’s...”
– JA
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Shoot!
L: Can I ask you a question?
H: Shoot.
L: Huh?
H: Never mind, what's your question?
Or.....
L: I'll see you later.
H: Okay, shoot.
L: Huh?
H: Never mind, bye.
Only on Guam. & maybe other places.
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Because I didn't look at the tv in time to see the...
She was determined that I don't miss them again.
Tricia: Oh! It's Nick Carter.
Tricia: It's Backstreet Boys.
Tricia: It's Backstreet Boys!
“It’s not a problem if you’re awesome at it.”
– Barney in How I Met Your Mother
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Horizontal to Vertical
My Dad changed the arrangement of the dining table because he’s mad at me.
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“I’m only interesting when there’s two or more people around.”
– EmJ
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Art
On all honesty, sometimes I don’t get today’s art. & many times it’s just overly dramatic. Which can get a bit irritating. I feel as if some people just draw gibberish and give it a title and try to make it have a meaning. Relax, that’s just how I see it. I guess I’m just not into it as much as you. I prefer to capture the moment.
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Bearded Papas
At GPO...
Daughter: Mommy can I get cream puffs?
Father: Ah, shut your mouff.
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I don't wanna go.
“Happy, if things don’t change within a month I’m going there and going to pick you up myself and bring you to Florida.” That’s coming from my brother. He’s over at Florida. Last year I was all about moving there and “changing” my life. But now, I don’t want to leave. Guam is my home. I love it here. It’s pretty much my everything. I know...